VANILLA UNICORN
"Seeing is relieving"
The most famous strip club in Los Santos. The club is located on Elgin Avenue, next to the Olympic Freeway in Strawberry, Los Santos, State of San Andreas.
It has several sections, some known are the Real Class, and Beautiful Ladies Class. The club itself is divided into a stage (resembling a penis, another example of Rockstar's crude humor), bar, private rooms, a small office and the stripper's dressing room. The latter keeps a large snake as a pet.
"Chain of topless bars rebranded as 'gentleman's clubs' to make middle-aged men feel better about the direction their lives have taken."
The club is a frequent Families gang hangout location, as it is located deep in their turf in Strawberry. Members can be seen standing outside the club and there is always a member sitting by one of the tables near the bartender.
The owner is guy well-known by Leon.
SOME OF THE STRIPPERS:
NOTES FOR STRIPPERS:
• Memo to all dancers: Effective immediately. Pole work must be done when wearing bottoms only.
• To all dancers: Dancers wishing to be on the schedule must submit requests no later than Thursday evening. Management notice.
• Strictly no food in the dressing room.
• For walkouts please see DJ or floater.
• Bonus - To all employees: You may receive a $150 reward for recommending a beautiful entertainer to work at Vanilla Unicorn. She may be hired if she passes a rigorous audition and interview. The entertainer must fulfill her required schedule during her trial period. Your reward will be waiting.
• Attention all ladies: Vanilla Unicorn now has ladies' tees and shorties. Available in black and red. Small and medium. $10 for a tee or shortie. Ask at the front desk. Get your Christmas orders in early to avoid disappointment.
• To all dancers: Once again it is necessary so remind all dancers that we are a nude club. When dancing on stage all dancers must be fully nude no later than half way through the second song.
• No excessive cell phone usage: No cell phones on floor.
• To: Dancers. RE: Excessive tardiness. Due to an increase in poor time keeping, we are beginning to track attendance effective from May 1st. If an entertainer is late more than three times in a month, she will be given the opportunity to add an additional shift to the schedule.
• Memo to all dancers: Please don't 'hang out' in the massage chair. All employees must pay for use of chair.